Why, Oh Why

There were two AMAZING fund raisers for my family this week. We were blown away by the generosity, love and kindness that the organizers, hosts, emcee’s and participants displayed. You guys have got us. Thank you.

So since I’m riding the coattails of HOPE and HUMANITY this week, I’ve got no gripes, no bad news, no messages of perseverance and adversity. But I do have this. A list of all of the things that possibly could have given me cancer. This is by no means an exhaustive list and since it’s hard to actually pinpoint when my cancer started, it’s probably fair to say we can’t blame all of these things, but here they are. I’ll list them alphabetically just to have some sort of order.

  • A Reason (as in Everything happens for a….)
  • Bad Genes
  • Being From Essex

    Essex As Cause
    Emmet Points Out His Concern
  • Being Pretty
  • Birth Control
  • Bottled Water
  • Breathing
  • Cat Litter
  • Cellphones (Particularly Storing it in My Bra)
  • Dancing in the moon light
  • Deodorant
  • Eating Meat
  • Eating Soy
  • Eating Non-Organic Food
  • First-Hand Smoke
  • Fluoride
  • Gluten
  • GMO’s
  • Hair Dye
  • Hate
  • Having a Stressful Job

    Too Much Fun
    This Lifestyle Could Lead to Cancer
  • Having Negative Feelings Toward My Body
  • IBM
  • I didn’t forward Email Chain Letters in the Next 5 minutes
  • Judging Other People
  • Off Gassing
  • Only Breast-Feeding My Kids For 1 Year Each
  • New York City
  • Not Believing in Jesus Enough
  • Plastic Water Bottles From High School
  • Plastic in General
  • Punishment for Having Premarital Sex
  • Punishment for Supporting LBGT People
  • Punishment for Speaking my Mind
  • rBGH
  • Rock Music
  • Second-Hand Smoke

    Water Sources
    Two Water Sources That Could Be the Problem
  • Sleeping on my Stomach as a Baby
  • Swimming in Chlorinated Pools
  • Swimming in Lakes or Oceans
  • The Sun
  • Sugar
  • Tattoos
  • Well Water
  • Underwire in my bras
  • Velveta Mac and Cheese

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    Those Babies Are Smooshed in There!! Photo Courtesy of Hannah Wood

 

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